Jason said today

… when we missed each other on the train by a few stops

are you gonna eat that? — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 02:39:09 +0000

“Ooh it’s just like Sliding Doors!”

… when I told him my height

are you gonna eat that? — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:19:49 +0000

“Oh. I thought you were 4 foot 8.”

… burping in front of the TV

are you gonna eat that? — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 04:46:02 +0000

“You married this shit right here.”

… making lasagna

are you gonna eat that? — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:19:33 +0000

“If a man can’t cook in a sweater then he has no business cooking.”

… about how he’d find a new lady if necessary

are you gonna eat that? — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:24:17 +0000

“I’d just stick to the tried and true method of picking a wife based on how many chicken wings she can eat.”

… over dinner

are you gonna eat that? — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:22:48 +0000

“You better not die because if I have to get back on the market, I don’t know how to treat a normal lady.”

… on date night

are you gonna eat that? — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:40:50 +0000

“Since we can’t get a really nice dinner, we’ll just have two of them.”

… about our renos

are you gonna eat that? — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 23:47:21 +0000

“That kitchen is going to look so hot when the appliances are in. Yup, hot.”

… about all three of us being sick

are you gonna eat that? — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:14:50 +0000

“This is what having a child brings into our lives at Christmas. Disease. No joy.”

… if we had triplets next

are you gonna eat that? — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:33:33 +0000

“I’d capitalize on that and go all Jon and Kate and get a reality show. I’d do something weird like home-school them or dress the boys in girl clothes.”