Jason said today

“I would sit as a boy and eat from my box of Vegetable Thins. Who does that?”

“This is not an Asian CD. This is the whitest CD you could buy.

And you can JasonSaid that, or Tweet it, or whatever the f*&% you do.”

“Her boobs are too nice to be vegetarian.”

“Just gorgeous. A beautiful song.”

“I think ‘baby’s treat’ is her vagina.”

“Thank you jeebus for my little yellow angel. I love her with all my heart.”

“It happens. The Internets are a strange and fickle mistress.”

“I need to get home and out of this. I’m overstimulated.”

“You don’t have to be so goddamn accommodating all the time. You’re not a f#&ing Amish housewife.”

“Oooooh. I shouldn’t have done that here.”