… getting into an elevator
July 10, 2009, 11:00 pm
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“Ew. It smells like Stampede whore in here.”
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… explaining how he thought I chipped a glass
July 10, 2009, 10:59 pm
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“The chips look Asian.”
… giving advice before I went to a workout
July 10, 2009, 10:58 pm
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“Don’t fall on those stairs and bust your face open and be hideous for the wedding. I don’t want that. Do you?”
