Jason said today

“Oh this is going to stain my insides something fierce.”

“Look at this! Blueberries, blackberries, raspberries… I could make a whole pie out of this. A great big berry pie. Just like on the tee-vee.”

“Stop stealing my stories and Tweeting them! That’s the third time this week!”

“I like the idea of a whole series. Adds more depth. Makes me seem less one-dimensional. Don’t blog that.”

“MMMM…. Heinous.”

“The only other time I’ve heard the word ‘heinous’ used was in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. So why would they use that? Aren’t there better synonyms they could have used?”

“This looks like an especially heinous lunch.”

“I know all about how much you enjoy your especially heinous crimes.”

“Julie Payette will never get into space at this ridiculously rate…. I can’t help it she has a funny name. The way they keep saying it makes me laugh.”

“Another midget show!?! Haven’t they tapped all the TV-friendly midgets by now?