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“Ooh it’s just like Sliding Doors!”
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“Oh. I thought you were 4 foot 8.”
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“You married this shit right here.”
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“If a man can’t cook in a sweater then he has no business cooking.”
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“I’d just stick to the tried and true method of picking a wife based on how many chicken wings she can eat.”
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“You better not die because if I have to get back on the market, I don’t know how to treat a normal lady.”
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“Since we can’t get a really nice dinner, we’ll just have two of them.”
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“That kitchen is going to look so hot when the appliances are in. Yup, hot.”
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“This is what having a child brings into our lives at Christmas. Disease. No joy.”
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“I’d capitalize on that and go all Jon and Kate and get a reality show. I’d do something weird like home-school them or dress the boys in girl clothes.”
