… watching a girl in a dance movie fight with a boyfriend
February 6, 2010, 12:18 am
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“Snap!”
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… confused about a public service commercial
February 6, 2010, 12:05 am
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“Blurry vagina! Well, as far as I can tell that’s what HPV gets you: a blurry vagina.”
… talking about storing board games
February 5, 2010, 10:55 pm
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“I’m going to burn you with this coffee.”
… mumbling to himself
February 5, 2010, 5:49 pm
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“If I spent all my time judging you, I’d have no time left in my day.”
… before I went to a vegetarian restaurant
February 3, 2010, 7:32 pm
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“Ask if they have anything that looks and tastes like meat.”
… after I asked him if he swore
January 31, 2010, 9:14 pm
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“Yes, I always say the F word. It’s my life.”
… watching the Grammy Awards
January 31, 2010, 9:13 pm
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“I don’t f*&^ing understand the Grammys.”
