Jason said today

“That’s the least funny thing I’ve ever heard. Wow, journalists are not funny.”

“It’s a lot of work to pick up my feet.”

“These are totally H1N1 carriers.”

“I’m brittle and old. You’re almost brittle and old.”

“Not even your mom says you’re a catch.”

“I’m exhausted! It’s late.”

“You’re ugly and I keep you.”

“They’re going to get married on the show. It’s going to be touching.”

“I saw judgment in your eyes. That’s all I know.”

“That’s a compliment. Relic was awesome.”